The nursery rhymes we teach our children are so archaic as to appear to be nonsense. The references to animals such as sheep and pigs and the obsolete professions such as pipers and kings fail to inform modern moochers and moochettes about the one thing they need in order to line productive lives: technology. Please e-mail this set of updates to your kids ASAP:
Mister Cole has remote control
And remote control has he
He gets CNN
He gets HBO
And he gets his MTV.
Skipping through the dial
All night from dusk to dawn
Grazing four and eighty channels
And still there's nothing on.
Hackery dackery duck
The stupid mouse is stuck
It can't pick
And it can't click
Hackery dackery duck.
Murray had a big TV
With colors bright as life
And every time he turned it on
He forgot about his wife.
Are you beeping? Are you beeping?
Brother Jack? Brother Jack?
Get your pocket pager.
Get your pocket pager.
Call them back. Call them back.
Mary had a cool boombox
The loudest in the town
And everywhere that Mary went
They said to turn it down.
ELECTRIC WORD
From Video Jock . . . . . . . to System Op
A Comic Strip Goes Interactive
Mother GUI's Nursery Rhymes
